Snapple Fact #673:
The average turtle can't reproduce until it's 25 years old.
Earlier this evening, my boyfriend (of 5 years!!!!!) pointed out my ability to see and appreciate things that otherwise tend to go unnoticed. I don't mean to toot my own horn, but I think that's a valuable skill. In a world of bankruptcy, war, politicians (in general), and sucky Eagles seasons, I find that appreciating those tiny little things make all the other shit a little more endurable. For those of you who do not naturally posses this "talent," I shall assist you with a few inspirational reflections...
Sky Appreciation Moments
When I was marching in drum corps, we always practiced late into the evening. Whenever there would be a particularly dazzling sunset, someone would yell, "Sky Appreciation Moment!!!" and we'd all gaze at the sunset together. We traveled all over the country and saw many of these. Though I haven't marched in years, I still yell out "Sky Appreciation Moment" whenever I see a striking display of sky. I think "Sky Appreciation Moment" is much more meaningful than "Look-At-The-Sky Moment" because you don't just look at the sky, and you don't just appreciate it. Yelling it for everyone to hear is an invitation for others to share the moment with you and enjoy the natural beauty of it. Give it a try sometime!
Insects
I am very easily distract- Kitty! ....What? Oh, yeah. Sorry. Anyway, I'm often distracted by all things odd, cute, fancy, fuzzy, and/or shiny. There have been many a time when my boyfriend has been in mid-sentence about God-knows-what and I will call to him, "Hey, look at this cool bug!" Do not dismiss all insects as boring, nasty, crushable bugs..... except mosquitos. I fucking HATE mosquitos..... See? Distracted again! Anyway, beautiful bugs should not be limited to butterflies and ladybugs. Many insects are actually rather stunning once you take a closer look. They're bedazzled (yeah, I said "bedazzled."What are you gonna do about it? Dammit, distracted myself again!) with different patterns, symmetries, shapes, and colors. Even the way they move and go about their buggy business can pretty lyrical. I could watch a fuzzy caterpillar climb a tree for hours (plus it probably takes several hours for one to climb a tree)!
Steam rising off a heaping plate of hot food
I just discovered this one at dinner tonight. My mom made a REALLY tasty meal of chicken, potatoes, and arguably the best broccoli in memory (Thanks again, Ma!). She brought my plate out and big wispy tendrils of steam were rising out of the food. I sat watching the steam for a few minutes, weaving and rolling off the food. It was like a translucent lyrical ribbon dance. I don't know if it made me appreciate the meal more, but I enjoyed the free entertainment!
Being Silly
Making funny faces. Saying nonsensical sayings. Falling over and being okay with it. Trust me, life's a lot more fun if you have fun. People take life too seriously and there's nothing better than a good laugh at yourself. Cuz honestly, if you can't laugh at yourself, you're gonna have some serious coping problems down the road. I think everyone needs a little Zooey Deschanel in their lives.
So I wish you well in finding things that give you pause and enjoyment each and every day. Now go away, or I shall taunt you a second time!
Snapple Fact #673:
The average turtle can't reproduce until it's 25 years old.
Earlier this evening, my boyfriend (of 5 years!!!!!) pointed out my ability to see and appreciate things that otherwise tend to go unnoticed. I don't mean to toot my own horn, but I think that's a valuable skill. In a world of bankruptcy, war, politicians (in general), and sucky Eagles seasons, I find that appreciating those tiny little things make all the other shit a little more endurable. For those of you who do not naturally posses this "talent," I shall assist you with a few inspirational reflections...
Sky Appreciation Moments
When I was marching in drum corps, we always practiced late into the evening. Whenever there would be a particularly dazzling sunset, someone would yell, "Sky Appreciation Moment!!!" and we'd all gaze at the sunset together. We traveled all over the country and saw many of these. Though I haven't marched in years, I still yell out "Sky Appreciation Moment" whenever I see a striking display of sky. I think "Sky Appreciation Moment" is much more meaningful than "Look-At-The-Sky Moment" because you don't just look at the sky, and you don't just appreciate it. Yelling it for everyone to hear is an invitation for others to share the moment with you and enjoy the natural beauty of it. Give it a try sometime!
Insects
I am very easily distract- Kitty! ....What? Oh, yeah. Sorry. Anyway, I'm often distracted by all things odd, cute, fancy, fuzzy, and/or shiny. There have been many a time when my boyfriend has been in mid-sentence about God-knows-what and I will call to him, "Hey, look at this cool bug!" Do not dismiss all insects as boring, nasty, crushable bugs..... except mosquitos. I fucking HATE mosquitos..... See? Distracted again! Anyway, beautiful bugs should not be limited to butterflies and ladybugs. Many insects are actually rather stunning once you take a closer look. They're bedazzled (yeah, I said "bedazzled."What are you gonna do about it? Dammit, distracted myself again!) with different patterns, symmetries, shapes, and colors. Even the way they move and go about their buggy business can pretty lyrical. I could watch a fuzzy caterpillar climb a tree for hours (plus it probably takes several hours for one to climb a tree)!
Steam rising off a heaping plate of hot food
I just discovered this one at dinner tonight. My mom made a REALLY tasty meal of chicken, potatoes, and arguably the best broccoli in memory (Thanks again, Ma!). She brought my plate out and big wispy tendrils of steam were rising out of the food. I sat watching the steam for a few minutes, weaving and rolling off the food. It was like a translucent lyrical ribbon dance. I don't know if it made me appreciate the meal more, but I enjoyed the free entertainment!
Being Silly
Making funny faces. Saying nonsensical sayings. Falling over and being okay with it. Trust me, life's a lot more fun if you have fun. People take life too seriously and there's nothing better than a good laugh at yourself. Cuz honestly, if you can't laugh at yourself, you're gonna have some serious coping problems down the road. I think everyone needs a little Zooey Deschanel in their lives.
So I wish you well in finding things that give you pause and enjoyment each and every day. Now go away, or I shall taunt you a second time!
